Gas Grills Still Suck T-Shirt
For convenience, I get the attraction. Flip a switch, and in a few minutes, you're flipping burgers. Ignoring the soft spray of petrochemicals all over your food, gas grills lack soul - they're the autotune of food preparation. Soulless. Flavorless. Corporate. Real cooks use real fire made of wood and lump wood charcoal. You may disagree, but you're wrong and you know it.
Your new favorite t-shirt is 100% combed cotton, made in the USA, and printed by hand (by yours truly) right here in sunny Portland, Oregon.