Devil’s Share Kit - Sneaky Sample Sharing Kit

Surreptitiously Share Liquids

They say it's better to give than to receive, and as a frequent recipient of various alcoholic liquids via home delivery, I can confirm this aphorism. Mail days are awesome!

What's not so awesome is trying to ship non- non-alcoholic beverages (aka, "booze."). In fact, it's something of a no-no in the US of A. Due to various Prohibition-era laws, neo-prohibitionist nannies, and stamp-happy functionaries at shipping centers, doing so is generally prohibited, with or without a special license, even for very small quantities. 

But shipping liquids, with their telltale "glug, glug" sound, is allowed, as long as you pack it carefully and declare it as such.

Enter the Devil's Share Kit.

Now, with the help of some less-than-truthful stickers, you can more easily share small quantities of your favorite liquids, with only a slightly bruised conscience to show for it. Simply pack your samples in the kit's glass bottles, label the bottles with the included grease pencil, and pack them carefully in a box. When it's all wrapped up, apply a few slightly misleading stickers to the outside of the package, and send it on its merry way. 

The Best Bottles for The Best Booze

Each kit contains three (3) reusable 4 oz. / 120 mL, chemically-inert glass bottles, pre-printed in the USA at 10 mL and 1/2 oz.  increments, sealed with a food-safe, BPA-free lid. A 33 Books Co. logo printed in white / reverse allows the recipient to evaluate the bottles' contents for clarity and color. Labels are also-pre-printed on the bottle, which can be written on with the included, USA-made grease* pen.

Sneaky Sticker Sheets

Three sheets (heh) of stickers are included, promoting the contents of your package as coming from either the "Secret Sauce BBQ Company," "The Corn Oil Company," or "The World-Famous Snow Globe Factory." There are 11 stickers per sheet, for a grand total of 33 stickers. The stickers are printed in sunny** Portland, Oregon with vibrant, neon ink on 100% recycled paper.

DISCLAIMER

As your lawyer,*** I can't advise you to break the law, and in fact, as a legal professional,**** I'd say you shouldn't. These stickers are the printed equivalent of a fake mustache, and should be used as the novelty gag items they are. Give your brother-in-law a package that looks like corn oil, and enjoy the rousing laughter that comes when he discovers the box contains not corn oil, but corn whiskey! Imagine mom's surprise when she expects to see a snow globe, and instead sees three small bottles of liquid sunshine! You get the idea. Use at your own risk, bub!

* It's actually wax, if you'll forgive the fib. The first time you use the bottles, you may want to give them a quick wipe with glass cleaner to remove shipping dust and promote better adhesion of the marker's "ink."
** Portland isn't all that sunny. There I go fibbing again!
*** I'm not your lawyer, but you knew that.
**** Also not true, but with all these asterisks, you'd think I was!